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A Cute Conversation Between Mother and Her Son.

A Funny conversation between Father and Son

Watsup Jokes :

New teacher joined in the school

Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....

1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .

2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .

3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .

Teacher :- wow good good

Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....

Now girls turn .......

1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ......

Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.!

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair... Ultimate

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!

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A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY" with no ringtone.

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..

The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for "Innovation and Peace"

Girl: hi

Boy: hi [

tubelight]
.
Girl:hey nenu kotha laptop tiskunna
.
Boy: ho..

congrats a company?? [deeni mohaniki
lappy avasarama

]
.
Girl: intel core , N series, vista..
ivi unnayi dani
paina..!
.
Boy: [chi naa bathuku

] hey screen kinda kadhu
paina chudu
.
Girl:hoo adi ah Dell
.
Boy:[ ipudu veligindi danki

]
Haa that's good.
E model??
.
Girl: latest 2015 model...!

.
Boy: [Vaammo..

]
adi kadu Dell lo inspiron, studio na, or
xps aa??
.
Girl: emo bill chusi chepta ley..!
.
Boy: configuration cheppu, RAM entha, hard disk
entha, processor entha...?
.
Girl: anni 30000 loney..

.
Boy:[chi.. Na bathuku

] sarley nen adigindi nek
ardam kaledhu kani net connect chesava
.
Girl: shop vadu anni connect chesi untai latest
model annadu so undochu 30,000 kadaa
.
Boy: nen sachipotha inka.!

Suresh changed the subject to "Happy birthday Kalpesh "

Suresh - Happy bday Kalpesh